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Lawrence Eron is an infectious diseases specialist practicing in Honolulu, Hawaii. In 2009 he received the Clinician Award from the Infectious Diseases Society of America \"for outstanding achievements in the clinical practice of infectious diseases.\" In 2011, he was also included by Pacific Business News on the list of Best Doctors in Hawaii.
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Feilding is a town in the Manawatū District of the North Island of New Zealand. It is located on State Highway 54, 20 kilometres north of Palmerston North. The town is the seat of the Manawatū District Council.
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