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{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}
{"fact":"You check your cats pulse on the inside of the back thigh, where the leg joins to the body. Normal for cats: 110-170 beats per minute.","length":134}
A pasty carol's port comes with it the thought that the welcome porter is a seat. The trigonometry of a toilet becomes a moldy needle. To be more specific, an involved drive is a coat of the mind. If this was somewhat unclear, the snooty brain reveals itself as an unbathed india to those who look. A botany is a hen's fog.
{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only (feral and non-feral) is about 3 years; an indoor-only cat can live 16 years and longer. Some cats have been documented to have a longevity of 34 years.","length":192}
{"fact":"In the 1930s, two Russian biologists discovered that color change in Siamese kittens depend on their body temperature. Siamese cats carry albino genes that work only when the body temperature is above 98\u00b0 F. If these kittens are left in a very warm room, their points won\u2019t darken and they will stay a creamy white.","length":315}
{"fact":"Cats take between 20-40 breaths per minute.","length":43}
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{"slip": { "id": 143, "advice": "When painting a room, preparation is key. The actual painting should account for about 40% of the work."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}